things you will ever hear.
Can you imagine a scenario where women strip
at the beach for a supposed 'pastor' to kiss the
cleft of their buttocks all in a bid to get
Butts of all sizes, colours and shapes lined up to
get the holy marriage-inviting kiss from a bare
chested, pot-bellied pastor.
It is not a confirmed fact, neither is the church
names, but the idea of it is as shocking as it is
The only conclusion I can give is that the
women are victims of a pervert who loves to get
his face in black booty.
I hope its just a dirty Twitter prank.
If it's not, I might just ditch writing to become
an marriage pastor.