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OBASANJO,  BABANGIDA  & GOODLUCK were in a plane.

1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out &
make someone happy.
2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note
out & make 2 people happy.
3. GOODLUCK said: I can throw five N200 notes &
make 5 people happy.
4. The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150million people happy!!!

So who do U support among this four?
A = OBASANJOi
B = BABANGIDA
C = GOODLUCK
D = PILOT
VOTE NOW!  please send it to many people to know what they feel, and please don't forget to like our page #lilwhiezzmobile. 👍 Pls don't laugh yet it's nt funny, make it realistic, #wat_do_u_feel.

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