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Joke for the day.

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if i sit beside you”. The girl answered with a loud voice I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy table and she told
him “I study psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed right?
The guy with a loud voice said”5000 Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT HABA THAT’S TOO MUCH Ooo!!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears “I study law and
i know how to make someone feel guilty.
Question Who won?
A. Boy
B. Girl
C. Draw

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